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Word used to describe somebody who is of dago,wop, goombah, or lasagnian ancestry. Also see; Guido. Greaseball.
Samantha is a Guapanian. She loves lasagna and spastagetti and meatballs.
by jman3000 February 03, 2007

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The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day.
by jman3000 April 11, 2007

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