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The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.
I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.
Jizzdom by EmilyToots January 8, 2019
When a person named Jim or James pumps you full of wisdom.
Jim had a lot of of jizzdom comming out of his mouth
Jizzdom by Jizzdom October 7, 2018

Jizzdom Teeth 

The teeth that can be used when giving a bj. Care must be taken when using these teeth, and should only be attempted by expert Cock Smelters.
Suzy got a little carried away with her Jizzdom Teeth, although Evan didn't seem to mind.
Jizzdom Teeth by Bad News Bond July 25, 2016
"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"
Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013
Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.
Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."
jizdom by elbachatino June 15, 2013

jizzbomb 

(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink
Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.
jizzbomb by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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