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Jizzaphonics 

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!
Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

Jizzappear 

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.
"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."
Jizzappear by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014
A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.
‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."
jizzapped by Digital Venus March 6, 2012
When someone cums on a spoon and catapults it into someone’s mouth
Bob sent a jizzapult at Ron and numbed his mouth
jizzapult by WATERes May 27, 2021

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.
Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.
An annoying person of either sex; so named because they begin life as sperm
"That fucker is such a jizwad"
jizwad by kman388 August 7, 2007