jizwad

An annoying person of either sex; so named because they begin life as sperm

"That fucker is such a jizwad"

by kman388 August 7, 2007

jizwad

a bolus of jizum or ejaculate.

He washed the jizwad from his hand.
He is such a jizwad.

by steph and amy August 28, 2005

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

jizzado

left over or dried up seamen.

dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate

by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008

Jitwad

An idiot. Just an absolute buffoon. A real dingus. Not specific to any particular idiocy, just general stupidity to the highest degree.

That girl Marissa and her stupid goons play terrible music, they’re such Jitwads!

by Guy123567 February 25, 2020

jixwad

(noun)

being called a jixwad is the worst possible thing that could happen to a human, so it must only be used when most necessary

-hey i asked for no pickles

-shut up jixwad

*fucking dies*

by WakaJoekoe June 2, 2019