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n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.
Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.
jizzwad by Peter December 10, 2003
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The ball of toilet paper created after cleaning up semen; usually deposited into the toilet
Someone should’ve flushed their jizzwads down the drain before they left.
Jizzwad by Beastlybeast_123 June 30, 2018
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jizz wad  

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.
That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.
jizz wad by JD G April 2, 2008

jizzwazz 

Somebody you refer to as a wasted wank
That Danny Holland is a jizzwazz
jizzwazz by Missyb August 10, 2015

Jizz-wad 

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
jizz-wad , fucked, dick
Jizz-wad by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.
There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.
jizzadoodle by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007
The mixing of the bolivian coca leaf-based liquer 'Agwa' with equal parts human ejaculate, or 'Semen', in a 25ml shot glass to form an alcoholic beverage. Usually ingested via the mouth, other forms of ingestion yet to be documented.
Lousifa: "Mr Lee! Rudeboy! Try this!"

Mr Lee: "What's that? looks jank."

Lousifa: "It's Jizzwa. I Just invented it."

Mr Lee: "What's in it..?"

Lousifa: "Nevermind that, just neck it."
JizzWa by Mr L33 January 18, 2012
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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