jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

Jizzwad

The ball of toilet paper created after cleaning up semen; usually deposited into the toilet

Someone should’ve flushed their jizzwads down the drain before they left.

by Beastlybeast_123 June 30, 2018