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An annoying person of either sex; so named because they begin life as sperm
"That fucker is such a jizwad"
jizwad by kman388 August 7, 2007
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An idiot. Just an absolute buffoon. A real dingus. Not specific to any particular idiocy, just general stupidity to the highest degree.
That girl Marissa and her stupid goons play terrible music, they’re such Jitwads!
Jitwad by Guy123567 February 25, 2020
He washed the jizwad from his hand.
He is such a jizwad.
jizwad by steph and amy August 28, 2005
combination of the term "jit" and "dipwad"; referring to a being a dumbass, ignorant, or just annoying as hell
That lady just went up to tell that young man that he's going to hell cause he's gay... what a jitwad!
jitwad by lilsuzyvert69 October 10, 2020
Named after "Cousin Jinxie" an old school term for someone or someones who could topple entire charities, churches, corporations, educational institutions, hospitals, or small nations.

A jinxwad is something that is doomed for disaster. Trying to earn more only makes a jinxwad go further into debt.
Jeannie, that jinxwad, spent $5000 to earn $500 at her clerk job.
jinxwad by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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