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A wacky cross between Judaism and Islam
Woah does that guy really follow Jislam?
Jislam by iHaste August 25, 2013
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jislaaik 

Jislaaik. A South African expression. Pronounced "Yis-like", it is an expression of astonishment.
If someone really likes your takkies (trainers), their comment will often be "Jislaaik, those are great takkies."
jislaaik by Emlm March 25, 2008
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jilamika 

A girl who is totally awesome in every way. A romantic and very loving person. Kind hearted, but try not to piss her off. She has a bold sense of fashion and doesn’t mind letting everyone around her know. No situation scares her, she hits issues head on. Flowers grow where she walks.
jilamika
jilamika by mountain_dew February 7, 2010
male based porn related religon

every straight male practices atleast once a day as prayer
edge meets the leaders of jizlam for mutual prayer ((nut loving cum guzzling fun))
a joke religion started by me in the changing rooms of my school b4 P.E. bit of a laugh.My title was Pope Jiz I. It was funny at the time.
The religion of jizlam was founded in england in the year 2001 or 02 can't remember.
jizlam by Pope Jiz I December 8, 2003
Bah, yesterday was a total jisslamer.
jisslamer by Jiss-I-Am February 2, 2017

jislanie 

Curly head annoying pretty with only makeup bestfriend is usually just annoying as her and jislanie only has pretty friends
DAMN JISLANIE YOU DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT WITH MAKEUP
jislanie by Yerrpplerppp March 26, 2018
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