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A general term of excitement.

Not to be confused with jizzed.
"Yo, Billamy!"
"What?"
"I've got a date tonight and I'm real jized about it!"
Jized by Demonicrose March 11, 2019
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Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend
Kid hi can we be friends

Jizel sure
Jizel by Jizel July 13, 2017
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jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"
Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013
A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .
Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.
Jizelle by Achoooooo November 28, 2017
Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.
Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."
jizdom by elbachatino June 15, 2013
To get thrown out of a casino.
After a heavy night of drinking, Bryan got jiced out of the Borgata.
jiced by din0210 January 10, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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