Jived

Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.

Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.

by Version2 August 12, 2010

jived

Dodged out of a commitment. Let someone down intentionally.

He promised me he'd bring me the money he owed today but he's jived me.

I'm not going to his party, I'm going to jive it.

by PWD May 31, 2006

jived

a word used to indicate a white woman who has been fucked by a black guy (jigga)

jigga 1: "I heard that girls down with the brothers, was only last week she got jived by jigga Jones"

jigga 2: "she didn't just get jived, she got gang jived mother fucker!"

by brown under September 10, 2009

Jived

A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".

Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."

Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."

by I Shit Rainbows September 7, 2021

Dirty Jive

Something so despicably dirty minded it can only be described through jive

"Oi oi that Alex is dirty jive"
"Stop this despicable jive"

by Jive2k15 November 9, 2015

Dirty Jive

When a situation becomes too filthy to handle

"i cannot believe you just-... dIRTY JIVE"

by Jive2k15 March 4, 2016

Javed Miandad

Great batsman from Pakistan. Renowned for hitting a Six on the last ball in the Australasia cup held in Sharjah in the 80's to defeat India.
He is one of the leading run scorers in the history of Cricket

Javed Miandad is the greatest batsman ever

by IrfanPathan November 16, 2006