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Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.
Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.
Jived by Version2 August 12, 2010
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Dodged out of a commitment. Let someone down intentionally.
He promised me he'd bring me the money he owed today but he's jived me.

I'm not going to his party, I'm going to jive it.
jived by PWD May 31, 2006
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a word used to indicate a white woman who has been fucked by a black guy (jigga)
jigga 1: "I heard that girls down with the brothers, was only last week she got jived by jigga Jones"

jigga 2: "she didn't just get jived, she got gang jived mother fucker!"
jived by brown under September 10, 2009
A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".
Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."

Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
Jived by I Shit Rainbows September 7, 2021

Dirty Jive

Something so despicably dirty minded it can only be described through jive
"Oi oi that Alex is dirty jive"
"Stop this despicable jive"
Dirty Jive by Jive2k15 November 9, 2015

Dirty Jive

When a situation becomes too filthy to handle
"i cannot believe you just-... dIRTY JIVE"
Dirty Jive by Jive2k15 March 4, 2016

Javed Miandad 

Great batsman from Pakistan. Renowned for hitting a Six on the last ball in the Australasia cup held in Sharjah in the 80's to defeat India.
He is one of the leading run scorers in the history of Cricket
Javed Miandad is the greatest batsman ever
Javed Miandad by IrfanPathan November 16, 2006
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murderhobo 

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