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A general term of excitement.

Not to be confused with jizzed.
"Yo, Billamy!"
"What?"
"I've got a date tonight and I'm real jized about it!"
Jized by Demonicrose March 11, 2019
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Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend
Kid hi can we be friends

Jizel sure
Jizel by Jizel July 13, 2017
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jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"
Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013
A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .
Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.
Jizelle by Achoooooo November 28, 2017
Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.
Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."
jizdom by elbachatino June 15, 2013
To get thrown out of a casino.
After a heavy night of drinking, Bryan got jiced out of the Borgata.
jiced by din0210 January 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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