jize

Slang for jizz

I jized on your momma's titties

by Ross Pierro March 29, 2004

Jized

A general term of excitement.

Not to be confused with jizzed.

"Yo, Billamy!"
"What?"
"I've got a date tonight and I'm real jized about it!"

by Demonicrose March 11, 2019

Jize

A slang term for jizz that is an emotion you feel when something is way too good

Spring break was way too jize that I couldn't even handle it

by Jize bois June 12, 2016

Jizing

Jizing (Jized, Jize): verb; The act of making rude sexual comments or gestures at the person another person is into.

Person A: "Man, my girlfriend just dumped me the other day"
Person B: "Oh, so she's single now? It's cool if I hit it and quit it, right?"
Person A: "Oh, uh...yeah...."
Person B: "Shit, just Jizing ya man."

by Whunpo February 13, 2009

Jizes krayst

It's a metaphor that used in persain/Farsi when you want to be soo Western (ish) but have no education once or ever and no idea why are you saying this , usually used by shallow personalities whom believe that having lots of sexual partners means happiness .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .

- : hey mamad , did you know that there fishes who can fly

Mamad : Jizes krayst , Kos nagoo .

by AmirTaman October 24, 2020

jizes krayst

It's a metaphor that used in persain/Farsi when you want to be soo Western (ish) but have no education once or ever and no idea why are you saying this , usually used by shallow personalities whom believe that having lots of sexual partners means happiness .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .

+ : hey mammad did you know there are fishes who can fly ?!
Mammad : jizes krayst , Kos nagoo .

by AmirTaman October 24, 2020

Jize

Simultaneously doing jazz hands and smizing (smiling with your eyes)

Yo, a Cappella kids always jize during performances, like how do you do that shit in unison.

by daniellefa April 4, 2020