jimptastic 

Describes something that has the effect to cause someone to jimp.

Her donk is jimptastic.

jimptastic by Negrodomus07 December 31, 2009

Jiztastic 

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jizztastic 

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

Jizztastic by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic 

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

jizztastic by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

simptastic 

When you simp so much it becomes fantastic

OMG YOU ARE Simptastic! I COULD NEVER SIMP FOR THAT MANY PEOPLE

simptastic by Nishi_notfound September 15, 2020

Jizztastic 

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

Jizztastic by Davetherave February 4, 2006

pimptastical 

of or relating to Sean L in physical form

Lester is clearly looking pimptastical at the homecoming dance. He is so pimptastical he is sure that every girl at the dance wants in his pants.

pimptastical by Sean ML September 22, 2008