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jiztastical 

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.
1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical
jiztastical by adefblackguy September 14, 2013
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jannastics 

Lezza sex in the form of gymnastics.
"Look they are taking part in jannastics"
jannastics by Al Face April 22, 2006

jibnastic 

Jibbing something nasty-like while looking fantastic
Wasn't I jibnastic a minute ago on that sick rail with my new gear and perty face?
jibnastic by ghibearty January 4, 2010

jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.
Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.
jimnastics by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025