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jiztastical 

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.
1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical
jiztastical by adefblackguy September 14, 2013
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jannastics 

Lezza sex in the form of gymnastics.
"Look they are taking part in jannastics"
jannastics by Al Face April 22, 2006

jibnastic 

Jibbing something nasty-like while looking fantastic
Wasn't I jibnastic a minute ago on that sick rail with my new gear and perty face?
jibnastic by ghibearty January 4, 2010

jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.
Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.
jimnastics by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026