jimizzled

To be very tired, knackered or bollocksed

"Am goin home man, Im totally jimizzled."

by Brownard(fortom) December 11, 2008

Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.

Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross

by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007

jizzled

like chiseled, you pull out and cum on a chicks stomach and give her a 6-pack. Now she's jizzled

"fuck, that felt good. You're jizzled now"

by desensed November 6, 2019

jmizzle

an up tight hispanic girl who try’s to hard to get good grades and likes to keep a tight friend group

-jmizzle is at it again with the kazoo

by themankyle September 21, 2021

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022