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When you get milked for your jizz
My wife wanted to kid, so every time we had sex it just felt like I was getting jilked
jilked by The Jilkman January 22, 2018
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can be used to describe having suddenly be rejected or abandoned by a lover

or can be used in the context of having a really rough time, things not going your way, or getting rejected in general
"I just got jilted on that exam."

"I applied to that job, but I got jilted."

"I got jilted so hard today."
jilted by vanityqueen June 4, 2016
Related Words
jilked Jilled jilted jicked jiked Jinked Jikked Jiled jilke jilkers

jilled off 

jacked off is a term for guys so 'jilled off' is a term for girls like jack and jill
"When's the last time you jacked off or jilled off to one of our other fine tube sites?" - p*rnhub
jilled off by sociospatial September 17, 2013
verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".
Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.
Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009

Jilted friendship

A friendship in which one person, male or female establishes some form of attraction with their friend I.e falling in love, liking someone more than a friend. Most jilted friendships end in a negative outcome for the jiltee (the person with the feelings). This is due to internal factors such as jealousy when seeing their "beloved" friend hanging out with others of the oppposite sex or dating them. Being the jiltee is harmful socially as well because as one wastes their time hanging out and hoping their friend they like with their common interests might eventually like them back and date them they lose out on many opportunities to have dated others whom may have liked them which actually were looking for the origional desired purpouse of having a relationship and not friendship. The end result is one friend breaking the friendship with the other because things got weird or they don't share common feelings of being more than just friends. This then leaves the jiltee lonley realizing they wasted their time and should have taken the opportunity to have dated others and missing out on the chance of having probably had a relationship and been married even so by that time.
Ken is in a jilted friendship with his friend Tara. Because of this Natalie will never be able to date her crush Ken as he perceives himself not to be a single person cause of Tara.
Jilted friendship by Canubeleivethis November 27, 2009

getting jilled 

to be catcalled by a drunken, married woman of high stature
Teresa was getting jilled at last year's Christmas potluck by her boss, Jill.
getting jilled by lackawanna February 26, 2009
"Yea I wouldn't fuck with Ronda Rousey, she's jilled."
Jilled by tsam69 July 18, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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