jilked

When you get milked for your jizz

My wife wanted to kid, so every time we had sex it just felt like I was getting jilked

by The Jilkman January 22, 2018

jilk

(1) a combination of Jizz/Milk.

(2) Jew Milk.

(3) a girl by the name of Jill K's abreviation of her name in a clever way.

(1) "I got jilk."

(2) so when i finally left her, i had a cup of jilk.

(3) www.myspace.com/voiceindadark

by gotjilk? November 26, 2006

jilk

to spell the alphabet wrongly

abcdefghjilkmnopqrstuvwxyz

by Leannnne (: October 18, 2008

jilk

Noun:
1) A female jock.
2) A chick who excels in athletics but isn't very bright and is somewhat an airhead.

Verb:
1) Act of a guy losing to a girl 1on1 in a sport.

Noun:
Me: See that jilk over there?
Friend: Yea I recognize her. She practically lives in the fucking gym man. I hear she plays soccer,softball,basketball,tennis and does karate.
Me: She's dumb as rocks, but I bet she can beat your ass in most sports!

Verb:
Me: Ha ha, what a loser! I can't believe that girl jilked you. You must feel like an idiot losing 1on1 like that to a girl in basketball.
Friend: Yea, I pretty much hate my life right now.

by Limit78 February 20, 2008

jilke

The coolest girl in town

Wow look how cool she is, that’s definitely a Jilke

by Jilke1 March 26, 2018

jilk

Combination of the words jizz and milk.

The act of rubbing any one of your fingers across someones upper lip in order to demean them.

Can be increased my useing an injured or grossly abnormal finger.

Created in L.A.

"He looked so retarded after I Jilked him...he couldn't even speak!"

"everybody laughed at him after I Jilked him"

by Bubby McPrescott April 23, 2006

Jilk

If you actually type this in, you are a moron.

You're a moron.

by Rockem13 September 18, 2003