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verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".

Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.

Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009

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Jinked

A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob.

"Sally got righteously jinked last night after the party, man!"

Jinked by Johnny herrengo June 29, 2009

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Jinned

The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game

Player 1: ...DAMMIT, I lost all my limbs and then the jerk killed me. Might aswell start over.

Player 2: Pfft you got jinned

Jinned by exman March 30, 2011

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jinged

When a very skilled ninja shapeshifts into a ferocious dragon and breathes out azul hot blue fire and roasts the enemy (like a coffee bean).

You just got jinged by that cool dragon!

jinged by KAPOW!!! June 10, 2013

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JinxedReverend

A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.

It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.

The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".

The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.

All and all it really doesn't make sense.

JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.

View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend

JinxedReverend by feedingtheroostertothecat August 6, 2008

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Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

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janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

janked up by dtown April 2, 2004

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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