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verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".
Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.
Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009
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A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob.
"Sally got righteously jinked last night after the party, man!"
Jinked by Johnny herrengo June 29, 2009
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The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game
Player 1: ...DAMMIT, I lost all my limbs and then the jerk killed me. Might aswell start over.

Player 2: Pfft you got jinned
Jinned by exman March 30, 2011
When a very skilled ninja shapeshifts into a ferocious dragon and breathes out azul hot blue fire and roasts the enemy (like a coffee bean).
You just got jinged by that cool dragon!
jinged by KAPOW!!! June 10, 2013

JinxedReverend 

A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.

It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.

The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".

The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.

All and all it really doesn't make sense.
JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.

View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend
To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol
Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.
Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021
That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.
janked up by dtown April 2, 2004
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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