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jiggle shit 

To practice an insterment
Man what did I tell you about calling me when Im jiggling shit?
jiggle shit by Somebody August 16, 2004
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Juggle my shit 

Adj. describing the demands of a customer for a supplier to perform extrodinary amounts of extra, usually useless work, when the supplier is already struggling to meet delivery usually to the detriment of workers who have no control over the situation and to the complete ignorance of those who created or can control the situation
I just got off the phone with HP, since our supplier didn't deliver we have to work nights and weekends to meet schedule. The program director requested that I "juggle my shit" while giving daily updates to APAC at 10 pm.
Juggle my shit by Flacido Domingo December 18, 2008

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit 

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

jingleshit 

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.
jingleshit by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Jingleshit 

Someone who's not the sharpest tool in the shed, or doesn't exactly make the smartest choices.

Ex; Me: *Leans in to bite my mom*
Me: *neck pops*

Mom: Good job, Jingleshit.
Stop being such a jingleshit
Jingleshit by GoshawkRed May 15, 2023

Jigglesnit

A jigglesnit is a Phenomenon where an individual underwent a full alpha male transformation but did not succeed. resulting them in a chopped appearance, commonly known for being a manugglejig.
This fudgin jigglesnit actin like a jinglesnerb
Jigglesnit by iajwoiaksoanownaosm October 31, 2025

Shits and jiggles 

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense
bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?
Shits and jiggles by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011
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