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exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression

I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.

jingleshit by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

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Jingleshit

Someone who's not the sharpest tool in the shed, or doesn't exactly make the smartest choices.

Ex; Me: *Leans in to bite my mom*
Me: *neck pops*

Mom: Good job, Jingleshit.

Stop being such a jingleshit

Jingleshit by GoshawkRed May 15, 2023

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jinglehiemer

an insult that can be used when all other decent insults have been used

your mom!
well your a jinglehiemer!
wtf?

jinglehiemer by bigsig January 18, 2009

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Jinglewhimsy

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)

I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.

Jinglewhimsy by dc_rose June 6, 2011

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Dingleshit

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

Dingleshit by Brad April 26, 2004

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Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit

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Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na .

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na

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Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit by Shane JacobJinglehighmer Shmit September 22, 2011

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DingleShitNuts

Basically, it means absolutely fucking crazy!

"That guy is Dingleshitnuts!!"

DingleShitNuts by NotWhoYou'dExpect April 8, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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