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jingleshit 

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.
jingleshit by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
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Jingleshit 

Someone who's not the sharpest tool in the shed, or doesn't exactly make the smartest choices.

Ex; Me: *Leans in to bite my mom*
Me: *neck pops*

Mom: Good job, Jingleshit.
Stop being such a jingleshit
Jingleshit by GoshawkRed May 15, 2023

jinglehiemer 

an insult that can be used when all other decent insults have been used
your mom!
well your a jinglehiemer!
wtf?
jinglehiemer by bigsig January 18, 2009

Jinglewhimsy 

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)
I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.
Jinglewhimsy by dc_rose June 6, 2011

Dingleshit 

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.
That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!
Dingleshit by Brad April 26, 2004

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit 

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Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na .

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na

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DingleShitNuts 

"That guy is Dingleshitnuts!!"