Somebody's definitions

Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by Somebody April 13, 2005

FX

An extremely large land mammal that live in dark places (such as caves and under rocks). Often acts aggressive to others that it feels are invading its territory.

Female Hiker: Whoa! I tried to look in that cave but the FX inside tried to bite my head off!

by somebody August 10, 2004

jiggle shit

To practice an insterment

Man what did I tell you about calling me when Im jiggling shit?

by Somebody August 16, 2004

deepsukh

a. To make a mistake.
b. To do something unwise

sukhdeep

Be careful not to deepsukh.

by Somebody September 3, 2004

death from above 1979

a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.

oh man death from above 1979 rocks my anus

by somebody September 5, 2004

timeth

Someone who whores around and leeches files without uploading.

Oh look at him, he is such a timeth, going around and downloading from those people then sleeping with them.

by Somebody September 16, 2004

fiona apple

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.

Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.

by somebody March 6, 2005