Somebody's definitions

midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer

by somebody February 20, 2003

somebody

Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.

by Somebody July 10, 2003

captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

Bykser

Abbreviation of "Boykisser". Often used due to that new furry or to define a man.

Person 1: I like byksers.
Person 2: You're weird man.

by Somebody August 26, 2023

Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

by Somebody December 16, 2003

Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

Klondike

Fat black lesbian bitch who loves to chomp box.

That klondike would do anything for some snatch.

by Somebody March 29, 2005