Zoophile

An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!
A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!
by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022
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Jingleshit

Someone who's not the sharpest tool in the shed, or doesn't exactly make the smartest choices.

Ex; Me: *Leans in to bite my mom*
Me: *neck pops*

Mom: Good job, Jingleshit.
by GoshawkRed May 15, 2023
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