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jhosias by Namer101 unowned February 7, 2022
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The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!
" Yo, last night, my friend had a Josias!

" He's lucky, I wish I had one.
Josias by Tha-bossx777 December 8, 2012
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He’s lowkey a simp, but he has a good heart. Dudes named Josias will go out of their way to make sure you feel comfortable and safe. With their kind attitudes and generous way of living, everybody needs a Josias in their life. If you don’t have one, get one!
Have you met Josias yet? Pretty handsome if you ask me..
Josias by Geeetouttahere September 13, 2020
Josias Is A Peng Kid Who Gets All The Birches Josias Ain't Afraid To Talk His Mind Esspecially To Women He Loves Attention But Also Has A Reputation Of A TroubleMaker Hes Always Polite And Kind Hearted But His Mood Could Swing Into A Mysterious,Cute Bad Boy Ladies Fall For Or A Young Gentleman Ladies Are Attracted To. Besides His Epic Humour And His Peng Looks Josias Is A Girls Dream Guy.
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Josias by InPosta May 3, 2018
My actual name is Josias and the fact that these funny definitions that derive from it are actually entertaining.
"Josias definition words"
Josias by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021
Dudes names Josias are kind, with a positive outlook on life. Even when things feel hard and they’re struggling, you’d never know because their immediate concern is making you feel happy and safe. They’re lowkey simps, but that’s not always a bad thing. With a natural tendency to be kind and generous, Josias will always make you feel welcome. If you don’t have one, get one!
Have you met Josias yet? He’s soooo handsome.
Josias by Geeetouttahere September 13, 2020

Josias / venom_rebel

The biggest Tokoyo Ghoul fan, he likes to cheat on girls and brag about his cock size. Josias's are super sexy and hot, though he is a simp.
Wow Josias / venom_rebel cheated on me! Wow, me too!
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