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A funny, honest friend to be around. Eventhough he has a malteser head, his head is filled with big dreams. At first he may seem quiet but in reality, he is a very funny confident little boy who has huge goals and aspirations.
Female: Damn, whose head is that?
Friend: Its Jhonte!
jhonte by Ayoo/_ November 22, 2021
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The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.
Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!
johnten by ultsten July 13, 2018
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The action to bring happiness to a family due to a new born.
A Spanish variation of the Name John and a possible middle name with the letter "N" all together.
"Jhonen brought happiness to our lives"
Jhonen by Jonen MC February 16, 2018
Jontez is a person who pretty,smart,funny,sweet,careful. He will give you all of him. And this person is very special in many ways. He's a beast in Football he will smack any one who touches the ball. He is a muscular, fast and athletic person. He is super smart,quiet, and very strong. But yall niggas don't wanna try him he probably quite sometimes, but he will kick ass, his hands and arms are like bullets coming out a machine gun.... "Girls" This guy is sooo romantic when you get to really know him. He's likes flirting, and being erkin to girls. He will be soo SWEET to a girl, You will be so happy if you got you a Jontez he's soo incredible. He sometimes mean and a bad person but that just don't happens people make him like that. He gets jealous mad easily. He will keep his mind on one girl that is special to him. Most girls think he's like all boys but he's not... But "girls" You will be surprised if you see whats in his pants " Its Very Long "...... A Jontez is Freaky something but he will not wanna have Sex. He loves spending time kissing and Cuddling with his girlfriend. He really don't trust many people, out of all his homies he will only trust one.. And lady's yall have to earn his Trust, Love, Careness... So u have to be Loyal... Cause a Jontez is super Loyal... He is a designer, neat, and clean person.. He can be one thing than the next minute he will change. But you will be lucky to have you a Jontez, So take care of him.
*Wow!! I heard that Jontez is soo funny and super sweet!!*

"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"

*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!
Jontez by Holy_Ghost_ March 31, 2016
A kind of human being that was once part of the myth. A part of legend, a sub-area of Demi-God's. They have unique feature, the mind's eye. They hold the power to alter the mind of an individual. During this time, there are only numerous of them, wandering in our planet, and who knows if they already have ways to settle outside our planet.
The time where you suddenly forgotten something which you were about to do, that was when you met jhonrey. You met them and accidentally witnessed their distinct powers so they have no choice but to alter your memories so you can forget about their existence.
Jhonrey by -findmyexistence October 21, 2021
a ship name for Johnny and Ten, members of the kpop group, NCT.

a work of art
“omg, johnten is so real”
“i wish i had a relationship like johnten”
johnten by nctrash October 11, 2017

Jhonelle 

A friendly and emotional person, defensive when it gets to their friends. Also a bad bitch with taste. Smarts and intelligence unmatched
Jhonelle is a diligent and hardworking student
Jhonelle by anonymous October 31, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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