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Jhonce
The most handsome man in the world. The boy i'd want to marry, and have children with. He is the most precious person who has ever existed, and he is also very beautiful.
Will you marry me jhonce? I love jhonce
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Jhonce • Jhoncedrick • Jhonen Vasquez • Jhonkerry • jhonen • Jonce • jhocelin • jhone • jhonuelle • johncenafattys𝗲𝘅
Jhonrey
A kind of human being that was once part of the myth. A part of legend, a sub-area of Demi-God's. They have unique feature, the mind's eye. They hold the power to alter the mind of an individual. During this time, there are only numerous of them, wandering in our planet, and who knows if they already have ways to settle outside our planet.
The time where you suddenly forgotten something which you were about to do, that was when you met jhonrey. You met them and accidentally witnessed their distinct powers so they have no choice but to alter your memories so you can forget about their existence.
Jhonrey by -findmyexistence October 21, 2021
Jhonelle
A friendly and emotional person, defensive when it gets to their friends. Also a bad bitch with taste. Smarts and intelligence unmatched
Jhonen Vasquez
Jhonen Vasquez (Joe-Nen Vass-Kezz)creator of a series of comics particularly popular with people of the underground life style. His popularity tends to stem from the mass amount of homocide inside his comics, rather than the actual story-line, which is excellent in its self. His style of art is incredibly unique, and you won't find alot like it before he became famous(or infamous, shall we say). He is not rather kind to his fans, and states that he has a large amount distain for them, while also seeming to intensly enjoy the attention. Popular with all groups, but more recently a flood of Angsty Teenagers has been ruining it for everyone (what else is new). This was happening before, but the rate of defilation increased due to Invader Zim, which in itself was an excellent show. The blame is the charator GIR, whose antics, while funny, attracted everyone... ESPECIALLY hyper-active preteen girls. Gir was highly humorous, but can get quite annoying when repeated constantly by a adolescent squeaky girl. Interesting enough, the support from these younglings came too late for the show... AFTER it was cancelled.
~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick
Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.
~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick
Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.
"Omfg! I am liek so0o0o gawthic! I liek Joe-han Vaskwez. Let me cut myself!"- Angsty Teens of America
*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex
*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex
Jhonen Vasquez by Tim-Chang July 10, 2005
Jhonen Vasquez
Jhonen Vasquez by Legato Grey January 3, 2005
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