jewvan

a hippie driving a van full of jews

trumble! I can't believe you just hit slim with a jewvan

by A.B. M.R. A.B. May 16, 2006

jewvatar

Ben Stiller dressed as an avatar during 2010 Oscar Awards: Best Makeup

ben: Israel is our land... god gave it to us... we are the chosen ppl !!!!!!

rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!

by messi944 March 9, 2010

Jeevan

Jeevan is an Indian first name meaning 'life' (a unisex name). They are pretty cool and have really good tastes in music. Jeevan's are really kind-hearted and have really unique personalities. They are generally really nice and understanding people upon getting to know them better. They may be a bit shy at first but eventually will feel more comfortable around you. You'd be very lucky to have someone like this take part in your life.

Dude 1: Hey. Who's that kid over there?
Dude 2: Seems to be that really nice person, Jeevan.

by Marshamello November 3, 2018

Jeovanni

Super hilarious dude with a kind heart and great looks. He can make a girl/boy laugh a day and before you know it you've already fallen for him. He's a sporty, smart and strong guy with a big heart and soul. Onces he's set his eye on you he won't give up unless you truly want and mean him to. He's sensetive and wont let anyone know unless you go up to him or your close to him. He will always be there for you to help you and have your back. He nice but don't when you get home mad that it. He type of guy you can't hold a grudge against and always hold onto because there's no one else like Jeovanni

Boy: who's that?!

girl: that Jeovanni, the coolest guy I know.

Best of luck in the future.

by Smiles:D February 20, 2015

Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005