jewuan

really amazing guy, sweet to be with but gets angry kinda quick. despite that, hes really funny and awesome to talk to. creative thinker, once you have his trust dont betray it because you might not get it back. outgoing person that loves adventure and doing random things. fantastic friend!!

jewuan is my best friend!

by akiraaaaa March 29, 2015

Jawuan

A great person a leader, the ladies love him but he aint a player at heart. He knows where he come from. Also not scared to tell it like it is. Bery funny person but can can be serious when its time for that.

You need a Jawuan in your life girl.

by Doctor Jae December 23, 2017

Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewpanese

An individual of mixed Japanese and Jewish ancestry. There are probably like seven of them.

I think Rabbi Yamamotoberg is Jewpanese.

by anonymous January 2, 2004