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A holiday celebrated about a week after christmas, until which time people who aren't Christain refrain from shopping. Then on Jewsmas they go on a shopping spree at rock bottom prices.

Jewsmas is not Hannukah, it is a Christmas-like holiday (consumerism and presents are the sole focus) for Jews, Muslims, etc. who aren't beholden to the Dec. 25th deadline and who want to save big.
I'm taking off January 5th to hit the malls for Jewsmas.
jewsmas by deavisgf January 4, 2010
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What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!
Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.
jewmas by backfisch December 20, 2004
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Merry Jewmas 

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.
Merry Jewmas by Juman December 29, 2008
a person of Jewish and Chumash Native American descent.
Bob: You know that girl sally?
Bill: Yeah, the Jewmash?
Bob: What?
Bill: Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Chumash, she's Jewmash.
Jewmash by zipzopzoobitybob September 13, 2011

Jewmaster 

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.
It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!
Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008
When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.
Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!
Jewmas by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009
When Chanukah and Christmas overlap each other. Jewmas is the ultimate holdiay.
The next Jewmas will be in 2011 when one day of chanukah takes place on December 25th.
Jewmas by AJ-16 December 11, 2009
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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