Jewmash

a person of Jewish and Chumash Native American descent.

Bob: You know that girl sally?
Bill: Yeah, the Jewmash?
Bob: What?
Bill: Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Chumash, she's Jewmash.

by zipzopzoobitybob September 13, 2011

jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

by backfisch December 20, 2004

Merry Jewmas

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

by Juman December 29, 2008

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

Jewmas

When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.

Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!

by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009

Jewmas

When Chanukah and Christmas overlap each other. Jewmas is the ultimate holdiay.

The next Jewmas will be in 2011 when one day of chanukah takes place on December 25th.

by AJ-16 December 11, 2009

Jewmaster 3000

A Jewmaster 3000, also known as a sauna or a steam room, gets its name from the Holocaust where several million Jews were turned to Ashes by being burnt in ovens. Most commonly used in the Washington, D.C. area. A racist term.

Jones: Sup nigga want to hit up the Jewmaster 3000 after we rape these tricks?
Jamaal: No dude I have to see the parol officer because like all niggers I am worthless and like to deal drugs!
Jones: True dat nigga, white power!
Jamaal: Suck my cock! I'd love to git in the Jewmaster 3000 for a little heat up. I've got to hide my heater in my anus first.

by Mandingo25 December 3, 2006