Jewmash

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a person of Jewish and Chumash Native American descent.

Bob: You know that girl sally?
Bill: Yeah, the Jewmash?
Bob: What?
Bill: Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Chumash, she's Jewmash.

Jewmash by zipzopzoobitybob September 13, 2011

Words you can keep

jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be Night of the Living Dead, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, Bad Santa, and then dinner at Hou Long.

jewmas by backfisch December 20, 2004

Related Words

Jewmash • jewmas • jewbasher • Jewkashewk • Jewmahngee • Jewmaster • Jewmaster 3000 • Jewmish • Merry Jewmas • Jew-ash

Merry Jewmas

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

Merry Jewmas by Juman December 29, 2008

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008

Jewmas

When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.

Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!

Jewmas by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009

Jewmas

When Chanukah and Christmas overlap each other. Jewmas is the ultimate holdiay.

The next Jewmas will be in 2011 when one day of chanukah takes place on December 25th.

Jewmas by AJ-16 December 11, 2009

Jewmaster 3000

A Jewmaster 3000, also known as a sauna or a steam room, gets its name from the Holocaust where several million Jews were turned to Ashes by being burnt in ovens. Most commonly used in the Washington, D.C. area. A racist term.

Jones: Sup nigga want to hit up the Jewmaster 3000 after we rape these tricks?
Jamaal: No dude I have to see the parol officer because like all niggers I am worthless and like to deal drugs!
Jones: True dat nigga, white power!
Jamaal: Suck my cock! I'd love to git in the Jewmaster 3000 for a little heat up. I've got to hide my heater in my anus first.

Jewmaster 3000 by Mandingo25 December 3, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026