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A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.
I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.
Jeweled by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.
I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.
Jeweled by Pureperryman November 6, 2022

Jeweled Bell

The best of all your bling.

It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.

The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal diamond goes *BLING* *BLING*
Jeweled Bell by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009

two-jeweled cane 

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.

She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.

She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
Look at this lucky dude, he has a Jewelee.
jewelee by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013
Jewelee is a girls name now this name is usually spelled Julie but some great humans decided to be different so there was if you happen to ever meet one be be nice to her she makes a great best friend for life and even a friend she is the best she most likely is stunning litterly flawless breathtaking never lose her shes ethier the one or the one who you regret losing she probably has an amazing ass and the most beautiful hair and face they almost have blue eyes and brown hair im telling you never lose this person also never get on this girls bad side ethier im telling you shes not afraid to smack a bitch but im telling you shes also amazing at everything else too shes not just pretty shes super smart more than anyone thinks even if she seems lol an average student shes not she might not know it to but if she puts her mind to it she does it i swear do not get in her way and shes also athletic she can run and play sports so yeah don't get in her way
Guy 1: hey did you see jewelee
Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same
Jewelee by Just a random person18 November 8, 2018
"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.
Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.
Jeweler by King Kief February 28, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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