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Jeweliana 

A very wired person who is fun to be around who makes people happy and likes to have fun. She or he is a hyper person and always looks out for friends and family.
Wow look there's Jeweliana!
Jeweliana by Jeweliana December 31, 2011

jewelliann 

This person is an artistic, Happy, athletic protective girl. She is kind but has a bad mouth. She does not care what you say about her but talk about her friend s she will f*ck you up. this person is normally a tall and strong person. She is a stubborn girl and is very hard to understand. But if you befriend her she will start to make sense. Do not ever go behind this persons back or she will do the unthinkable.
Jewelliann is a badass
jewelliann by JRJJ April 26, 2017

Jewelliana 

Jewelliana is not who you would expect her to be at first glance. She's funny, and a little bit of a normie but that's okay. She always has the most interesting things to say, whether its about kinks, or her cats, or both. She's incredibly genuine and well-spoken (between all the puns). Her taste in video games is a little iffy, with some highlights. Though, she's never heard of Portal so what the fuck? Her mental health is dependent on whether or not her bed is made. She loves coffee, music, The Office, and staying up super duper late. Overall, she's one of the nicest people you could ever meet. Even if she's a bit annoying, don't lose this one.
Hey did you hear about Jewelliana?
Yeah isn't that the weirdo who doesn't like cheese on their pizza?
Jewelliana by well_actually_ August 16, 2020

Jewelian 

The nicest person you’ll ever meet. Only crushes on loyal people. Everyone’s friend. Beautiful,pretty,perfect,etc.
Boy: man I REALLY like that Jewelian girl.😍😍😍😍
Boy 2:bro she’s SOOOOO hot😍😍😍
Jewelian by babybeats44 May 14, 2018

Jeweliana 

Jewelianas are usually funny,smart, and kind. When dating Jeweliana they are always protective and very sweet to there partner. They are always kind unless your on there bad then fear for your life. If you ever meet a Jeweliana you are a very lucky person. They are normally non selfish and put others ( there friends and or family) before them selves. Jewelianas are also normally hot and good in bed.
Jeweliana: can I help you with that?
Bff: that you. Your always so helpful
Jeweliana: thanks
Jeweliana by McKeyla December 27, 2018

Jewelana 

jewelanas are usually giggly and sweet people. they may seem shy at first, but if you really know them, you will know that they are crazy, fun, spontanious, and have a secret perv and funny side! jewelanas are usually real jewels, and will shine up any part of your life!
Jewelana: "are they gone?"

you: "yeah, why?"

Jewelana: "Penis!"

*both start laughing*
Jewelana by luvbabycowz5 May 21, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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