jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018

Jetboat

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

jewbat

the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.

Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

by eeeeek August 17, 2009

Jewbat

to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;

Gary and I are going to Jewbat some fucking Deer tonight

by Hypter April 9, 2008

jewbat

A poke'mon of Jewish descent, normaly a form on the Poke'mon Zubat but instead of Zu you place Jew.

1. "Dude I caught a level 12 Jewbat!!! He already has the attacks 'Kill Jesus' and 'Piss Everyone Of'!!"
2. FakeDux

by Grizzey April 24, 2008

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011