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Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#
jewboat by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018
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Jetboat
The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.
This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.
This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.
"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."
Jetboat by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013
jewbat
the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.
Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.
Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.
Jewbat
to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;