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jetbaiting 

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.
When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"
jetbaiting by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012
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Wetboating 

The act of two people engaging in sexual activity when one sticks his phallus into their partner's cavity, but there is no thrusting involved. This act is not believed to revoke either person's virginity.
"Holy shit dude, wetboating."

JetPosting

Being Jet, posting, and traumatising children.
"Oh fuck Jet is Jetposting in the lobby"
JetPosting by OwOGoesUwU September 20, 2021

jewbating 

When a person from jewish decent masturbates
I caught Aaron jewbating in the bathroom.
jewbating by topper77777 December 19, 2017
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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