jewbat

the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.

Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

by eeeeek August 17, 2009

Jewbat

to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;

Gary and I are going to Jewbat some fucking Deer tonight

by Hypter April 9, 2008

jewbat

A poke'mon of Jewish descent, normaly a form on the Poke'mon Zubat but instead of Zu you place Jew.

1. "Dude I caught a level 12 Jewbat!!! He already has the attacks 'Kill Jesus' and 'Piss Everyone Of'!!"
2. FakeDux

by Grizzey April 24, 2008

jewvatar

Ben Stiller dressed as an avatar during 2010 Oscar Awards: Best Makeup

ben: Israel is our land... god gave it to us... we are the chosen ppl !!!!!!

rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!

by messi944 March 9, 2010

jebat

Slovak verb for fuck (vulgar).
It´s usually used with many prefixes.

1. vy-jebat
2. roz-jebat
3. na-jebat
4. po-jebat
5. od-jebat
6. pri-jebat

1. to spill, to fall off,
2. to break, to smash, to beat,
3. to crash, to get bombed, drunk,
4. to fuck someone, to screw,
5. to throw away, to kill somebody
6. to hit somebody, to fasten something

All words including "jebat" are rouhg, vulgar

"Ja to mozem jebat!" (author: Melisko)
"Fuck this!"

by Oliver P. January 20, 2008

Jewbalack

A person of dark skin colour, also of Jewish belief. Has the normal traits of a Jew- stinginess, richness and such. However, they are a hybrid breed. They also have traits of a bruhthuh, and steal all the f***ing time.

Jewbalack: "Can I borrow some money?"
Poor Soul: "No."
*Jewbalack steals dat shiet anyway*

by ThatCheesyTroll October 22, 2013

Jewbaca

A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.

by Bogrov December 14, 2009