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the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.
Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.
jewbat by eeeeek August 17, 2009
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to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;
Gary and I are going to Jewbat some fucking Deer tonight
Jewbat by Hypter April 9, 2008
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A poke'mon of Jewish descent, normaly a form on the Poke'mon Zubat but instead of Zu you place Jew.
1. "Dude I caught a level 12 Jewbat!!! He already has the attacks 'Kill Jesus' and 'Piss Everyone Of'!!"
2. FakeDux
jewbat by Grizzey April 24, 2008

jewvatar 

Ben Stiller dressed as an avatar during 2010 Oscar Awards: Best Makeup
ben: Israel is our land... god gave it to us... we are the chosen ppl !!!!!!

rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!
jewvatar by messi944 March 9, 2010
Slovak verb for fuck (vulgar).
It´s usually used with many prefixes.

1. vy-jebat
2. roz-jebat
3. na-jebat
4. po-jebat
5. od-jebat
6. pri-jebat

1. to spill, to fall off,
2. to break, to smash, to beat,
3. to crash, to get bombed, drunk,
4. to fuck someone, to screw,
5. to throw away, to kill somebody
6. to hit somebody, to fasten something

All words including "jebat" are rouhg, vulgar
"Ja to mozem jebat!" (author: Melisko)
"Fuck this!"
jebat by Oliver P. January 20, 2008
A person of dark skin colour, also of Jewish belief. Has the normal traits of a Jew- stinginess, richness and such. However, they are a hybrid breed. They also have traits of a bruhthuh, and steal all the f***ing time.
Jewbalack: "Can I borrow some money?"
Poor Soul: "No."
*Jewbalack steals dat shiet anyway*
Jewbalack by ThatCheesyTroll October 22, 2013
A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.
Jewbaca by Bogrov December 14, 2009
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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