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Jetskied
When someone gets absolutely humiliated, embarrassed, or publicly violated (figuratively), usually after acting overconfident or doing something stupid. The emotional equivalent of flying off the back of a jet ski at full speed while everyone watches.
"He tried chatting up three girls at once and they all laughed at him. Bloke got absolutely Jetskied."
"I confidently told everyone the answer in the pub quiz... turns out I was completely wrong. I got Jetskied in front of the whole table."
"She roasted him so badly in the group chat that he left the conversation. That's an all-time Jetskied moment."
"He slipped walking into the office while carrying his coffee and applauded himself on the way down. Instant Jetskied."
"I confidently told everyone the answer in the pub quiz... turns out I was completely wrong. I got Jetskied in front of the whole table."
"She roasted him so badly in the group chat that he left the conversation. That's an all-time Jetskied moment."
"He slipped walking into the office while carrying his coffee and applauded himself on the way down. Instant Jetskied."
Jetskied
In slang, “Jetskied” means someone was badly embarrassed, humiliated, disrespected, or harshly criticised. It means that one may have been thrown off a jetski.