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jerkoffism

People who just won't leave you alone.
(Please combine this with the previous definition just submitted) "jerkoffism"
jerkoffism by John Milner December 15, 2007
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Jerkoffasaurus 

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur
Matt is such a Jerkoffasaurus.
Jerkoffasaurus by Cletus John March 5, 2006

jerkoffice

Masturbation at work for white collar employees.
Shirley: Why is Dan never at his desk?

Brian: This job is so boring, jerkoffice is the only way we can make time go by.
jerkoffice by J.Maldito May 31, 2020

jerkoffasaur 

The term jerkoffasaur comes from combining "jerking off" and "dinosaur". Because dinosaurs are ancient, death and big different meanings apply to the term.

Meaning:
1. Being considered too old to masturbate.
2. Being unable to jerk off, like for example a T-Rex who couldn't masturbate because his arms are simply too short.

3. Dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased's hand touching the genital area.
4. Being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.
1. "He's 40 and still living with his parents doing nothing more than jerking off..." "Don't act so surprised, didn't you know he's a jerkoffasaur?"
2. "He broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur."
3. "He jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!"
4. "My boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!"

jerkoffitis 

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

Jerkoffs 

The plural definition for jerkoff, not to be confused with masturbation.
Dude 1: Do you see that guy over there with the other guy?
Dude 2: Yeah what about them?
Dude 1: They are a bunch of jerkoffs! They have been bullying me forever!
Jerkoffs by beans lad April 2, 2011
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