jerkoffice

Masturbation at work for white collar employees.

Shirley: Why is Dan never at his desk?

Brian: This job is so boring, jerkoffice is the only way we can make time go by.

jerkoffice by J.Maldito May 31, 2020

jackofficer 

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

jackofficer by ralf May 15, 2004

jerkoffitis 

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

jerkoffitis by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

jerkoffism

People who just won't leave you alone.

(Please combine this with the previous definition just submitted) "jerkoffism"

jerkoffism by John Milner December 15, 2007