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In contrast to a White Knight, a Black Knight is any one person who- rather than frantically defending women who are being badgered by men on the internet- is always attacking women who are badgering men.
MarcoMarcoXD: who likes the new mario game
MinerChick96: ur a fucking loser dude lol
MarcoMarcoXD: :(
xXBlackKnightXx: Listen here, fucker. Marco didn't do shit to deserve that kind of talk, stop weaseling your way into other people's business and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say and he certainly doesn't fucking need to hear it either, so crawl back to where you came from and stay there, cunt.
MinerChick96 has logged off.
MarcoMarcoXD: thx blackknight
Admin has kicked user xXBlackKnightXx for reason: "stop your black knight bullshit, kid."
by beans lad August 29, 2014

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A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!
by beans lad July 26, 2011

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The plural definition for jerkoff, not to be confused with masturbation.
Dude 1: Do you see that guy over there with the other guy?
Dude 2: Yeah what about them?
Dude 1: They are a bunch of jerkoffs! They have been bullying me forever!
by beans lad March 17, 2011

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A: Word which expresses shock, surprise, not-expecting-that,

B: An overused word in songs, like the word babe and baby.
(not to be confused with Justin Biebers "Baby")

WHOA that was so totally RAD man!

whoa baby...
by beans lad January 16, 2011

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