jerkoffitis 

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

jerkoffitis by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

Jerkofftivity 

Level of jerkoffness

Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.

Jerkofftivity by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009