jerkoffitis

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 08, 2013

Jerkoff

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

man, what a jerkoff he is.

by me March 12, 2003

Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

by Reign November 03, 2004

Jerkoff

Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.

Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.

by YourWorstEnemy January 20, 2005

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

Jerkoff

A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.

That jerkoff only dates slags.

by InYoFaceBitch October 15, 2008

jerkoff

a real jackass, messes with other people for their own amusement

guy 1: hey that guy beat me up for no reason

guy 2: that guy is a jerkoff

by kentaru September 29, 2009