jackofficer

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

by ralf May 15, 2004

jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis

dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired

by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006

jackoffery

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.

Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!

by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013

jackofferoni

When a male proceeds to " jack of f" and blow his load onto another persons ( him or her ) macaroni and cheese, so his jizz resembles melted cheese .

" oh fuck i think Len gave me some of his famous " Jackofferoni " disgusting !

by len.riley July 12, 2010