jackofficer
was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.
jackofficer by ralf May 15, 2004
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jackoffsterbate
dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired
jackoffsterbate by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006
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jackoffery
What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.
Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.
Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!
Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.
A MAD PAUSE
Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!
Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.
A MAD PAUSE
Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
jackoffery by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013
jackofferoni
When a male proceeds to " jack of f" and blow his load onto another persons ( him or her ) macaroni and cheese, so his jizz resembles melted cheese .
jackofferoni by len.riley July 12, 2010
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