leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.
aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.
by ralf May 18, 2004
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worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.
billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.
by ralf May 16, 2004
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turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway
You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.
by Ralf April 29, 2004
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poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.
I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.
by Ralf April 25, 2005
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nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.
man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.
by ralf May 03, 2004
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Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.
Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!
by Ralf April 05, 2005
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turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)
honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.
by ralf May 17, 2004
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