ralf's definitions

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

jackofficer

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

by ralf May 15, 2004

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

corridos

The same as rap in spanish.

person 1: Put on some corridos.
Person 2: Oh you mean the spaish rap?
Person 1: Yea.

by Ralf April 12, 2005

ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

by ralf April 16, 2004

worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.

billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.

by ralf May 16, 2004