jackofficer

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

by ralf May 15, 2004

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.

billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.

by ralf May 16, 2004

corridos

The same as rap in spanish.

person 1: Put on some corridos.
Person 2: Oh you mean the spaish rap?
Person 1: Yea.

by Ralf April 12, 2005

turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

by ralf May 17, 2004

slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.

Garrett Johnson

by ralf February 05, 2004

leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004