ralf's definitions

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

corridos

The same as rap in spanish.

person 1: Put on some corridos.
Person 2: Oh you mean the spaish rap?
Person 1: Yea.

by Ralf April 12, 2005

Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!

by Ralf April 5, 2005

wangtied

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!"

"Man, youre wangtied!!"

by Ralf November 9, 2004

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 17, 2004

leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004

turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

by ralf May 17, 2004