jerket 

somewhere between a jacket and a shirt. really the garment should be ambiguous as to its true purpose, even when clearly being worn as either a jacket or a shirt.

is that a shirt or a jacket?
jerket, dude.

jerket by Moodgywoo October 28, 2003

Stop Flipping My Jerker 

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

Stop Flipping My Jerker by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

Jesse Jerker 

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

Jesse Jerker by X@ February 12, 2008

Book Jerker 

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

Book Jerker by fisherstaples October 19, 2009

jerkstore 

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

jerkstore by Frank Booth June 16, 2006