jeremy ha

An Asian boy who has an extremely tiny penis. His penis is so small that he can not even masturbate. When he looks down he does not see anything. He is very intelligent though.

I think Jeremy ha is very intelligent, but his dick is way too small for me.

jeremy ha by Jeremy ha January 21, 2017

jeremy hawkins 

Sexy with large penis and

Jeremy Hawkins is sexy and has a largest penis

jeremy hawkins by Pappa j April 24, 2017

Jeremy Hansen 

If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"

1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen

Jeremy Hansen by UrbanBourbon127 February 4, 2010

Jeremy Hayes 

Su un god

Person 1: oh wow ur so good at football
Jeremy Hayes: i know right su un god

Jeremy Hayes by Broskisgodsplan July 6, 2019

have you seen jeremy? 

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

have you seen jeremy? by Danny B March 16, 2005

Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".

Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"

Happy Birthday Jeremy! by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025