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=hörst du/=listen to me, usually used in a negative or aggressive way
Heast, halt die Pappen
Heast by asdfghgfdsfghfdsdfgh March 16, 2021
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When one or more sexual partners masterbate while watching the others masterbate
If you and your lady watch eachother masterbate before sex, you guys would say before hand, "hey you wanna go heast it up?"
heast by DICsneeze February 20, 2008
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A austrian/german word meaning the same as "bro", "dude" or "man"
Heast your are fucking faggot
Heast by Köppi June 30, 2018

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day
*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.
“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”
Health and Well-being by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
Hasti is a unique girls name.
A girl who is attractive,charming, bold and also full of life is called hasti.
A very different,free spirited,creative, Exceptional human being

She does unexpected things,most people think they know her but she always surprises everyone
The origin of the name is Persian and means existence, to be real, state of reality.
Without hasti life doesn't exist, hasti gives life to everyone around her
She should have been named hasti cause she's such a free-spirited person

Let's hang out with hasti.
Why is Hasti is so mysterious?
Hasti by Pari.AK August 16, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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