Heast 

=hörst du/=listen to me, usually used in a negative or aggressive way

Heast, halt die Pappen

Heast by asdfghgfdsfghfdsdfgh March 16, 2021

heast 

When one or more sexual partners masterbate while watching the others masterbate

If you and your lady watch eachother masterbate before sex, you guys would say before hand, "hey you wanna go heast it up?"

heast by DICsneeze February 20, 2008

Heast 

A austrian/german word meaning the same as "bro", "dude" or "man"

Heast your are fucking faggot

Heast by Köppi June 30, 2018

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.

“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”

Health and Well-being by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

Hasti 

Hasti is a unique girls name.
A girl who is attractive,charming, bold and also full of life is called hasti.
A very different,free spirited,creative, Exceptional human being

She does unexpected things,most people think they know her but she always surprises everyone
The origin of the name is Persian and means existence, to be real, state of reality.
Without hasti life doesn't exist, hasti gives life to everyone around her

She should have been named hasti cause she's such a free-spirited person

Let's hang out with hasti.
Why is Hasti is so mysterious?

Hasti by Pari.AK August 16, 2018