jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

jelly john by cool4dude November 8, 2005

jelly filled long john 

for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).

(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.

jelly filled long john by Breakfast Family <Court &Joey> April 4, 2009

Jelly Johny January 

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

Jelly Johny January by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

Jolly John 

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.

Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John

Jolly John by Persons31j February 13, 2019

jolly johnson jamboree 

to gay men having anal sex and their ball are slapping together

Jolly johnson jamboree is when gay men having anal sex and their ball are slapping together.

jolly johnson jamboree by Tyrone Hamilton November 28, 2007

Jolly Johnson2 

Jolly Johnson2 is someone who when given prime hydration he has the sh*** for decades

Damn Jolly Johnson2 drunk a bottle of Ksi Flavoured prime and he hasn't come out of the toilet for 10years

Jolly Johnson2 by Sub2GaminGravy March 19, 2023

Jealy Johnson 

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

Jealy Johnson by Sagaan December 11, 2016