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Jeibes is what you call a great friend. She usually becomes your friend from dating your brother.
Me: hey jeibes! What’s up
Jeibes: nothing much. what up Pete!

Me: hahaha you’re so funny jeibes
jeibes by queen uwu December 5, 2024
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Jebiesz jeze 

"You fuck hedgehogs" in polish
Doesn't it speak for itself?

Jebiesz jeze!
Jebiesz jeze by Liz January 9, 2004
An overweight jew, or someone extremely cheap and fat.
That jewbese bastard sure can put away the levanin cakes.
jewbese by insine December 23, 2006

Bustin Jeiber 

Due to the dispute between Justin Beiber and Jonas Brothers fans over the acronym, "JB," Nicholas Jonas, the younger of the Jonas Brothers band, jokingly said that there was only room for one "JB," and said Justin Beiber would now be called "Bustin Jeiber." Often used by those who do not like Justin Beiber enough to want to use his real name, oftentimes Jonas fans.
Yo, Justin Beiber is tight, yo!

No. . . Bustin Jeiber is the most annoying person I've ever heard on the radio. And I've listened to Ryan Seacrest.

heebe jeebes 

Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get
I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes
heebe jeebes by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

Bustin jeiber 

When you wanna bust a nut in jeiber
Bustin jeiber by Oofman123 June 6, 2018
soccer kid that turned into a baseball kid cause of his stupid friends
jibesh started playing baseball cause of his dum friends and hes just trying to be cool but dosent work cause hes a egg head
jibesh by sofiaxluke August 21, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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