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Jehoshua 

a lovely gorgeous sexy guy who has a vibrant personality and just know how to make you laugh. the most amazing guy you know right down to his cute laugh. he awesome, funny, fun to hang out with, always up for a great time, optimistic and great taste in music, art and sitcoms. he loves to joke around, is light hearted and is easily trusted because he cares for people. even if you have difficulty trusting people, Jehoshua is the one person who you would place all your trust in. he is someone who is always there for you so you must always be there for him to. he'll listen and understand you. oh and my does he have a super sexy body, just watching him walk is enough to make you faint.
girl 1: did you just see that sexy boi walk by?
girl 2: *awkward silence*
girl 1: hello... earth to Jacq.... hey what happened?

girl 2 lay fainted on the floor. passed out due to Jehoshua's sexy walk!
Jehoshua by 2gthrpray July 6, 2010

Jumpin' Jehosafats 

A term used by Nickelodeon's retro-show, "Rugrats" character, Grandpa Lou.

This phrase also could mean: What in tarnation?!?!?!?
Grandpa Lou- Jumpin' Jehosafats! Who stole my teeth?!?!?!?
Jumpin' Jehosafats by HornGod April 8, 2009

Jewgoslavian 

A person who is half kyke and half Yugoslavian.

A yugoslavian Jew
You are the only Jewgoslavian I know.

jehoshaphat 

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..
I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat
jehoshaphat by richMansOn May 29, 2017

jehosheba 

She's hot, suffers for a little bit of heath problems and struggles with anxiety and a little bit of adhd. Loves to be around her friends and wi6ches personalities when speaking to different people. Playful, a little kinky and flirts with almost everyone she likes.
I really like jehosheba. My name is 524336
jehosheba by 524336 October 17, 2022

jehosaphat

An odd place near israel. Now it is just shouted out.
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT! What the Geebus was that!?
jehosaphat by awiergan March 8, 2005
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