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Jumpin' Jehosafats 

A term used by Nickelodeon's retro-show, "Rugrats" character, Grandpa Lou.

This phrase also could mean: What in tarnation?!?!?!?
Grandpa Lou- Jumpin' Jehosafats! Who stole my teeth?!?!?!?
Jumpin' Jehosafats by HornGod April 8, 2009

jehoshaphat 

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..
I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat
jehoshaphat by richMansOn May 29, 2017

holy josaphat

Another word for holy crap.
Holy Josaphat, I just saw Jesus.

Jahosaphat 

A jahosaphat is a liar, ut newbie and posses a small penis.

Jahosaphat stands for Jaho-is-phat
Jahomo-is-phat/ Jahomo-is-phag.
This jaho is a jahosaphat.
Jahosaphat by Justin Woods January 29, 2004

Jehoshaphat 

Jehoshaphat is the girl of the party,she twerks on every guy she meets,she’s just a bad bitch ,if you ever need a tittie to cry on call Jehoshaphat,if you ever need some ass to eat call her,she’s just a ugly bitch
Jehoshaphat big girl who loves to eat
Jehoshaphat by Slimelifeshawty November 21, 2021

jumping jewhosaphat 

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')
I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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