jehosaphat

An odd place near israel. Now it is just shouted out.

JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT! What the Geebus was that!?

by awiergan March 8, 2005

Jumpin' Jehosafats

A term used by Nickelodeon's retro-show, "Rugrats" character, Grandpa Lou.

This phrase also could mean: What in tarnation?!?!?!?

Grandpa Lou- Jumpin' Jehosafats! Who stole my teeth?!?!?!?

by HornGod April 8, 2009

jehoshaphat

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..

I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat

by richMansOn May 29, 2017

holy josaphat

Another word for holy crap.

Holy Josaphat, I just saw Jesus.

by turtle233333333 July 4, 2010

Jahosaphat

A jahosaphat is a liar, ut newbie and posses a small penis.

Jahosaphat stands for Jaho-is-phat
Jahomo-is-phat/ Jahomo-is-phag.

This jaho is a jahosaphat.

by Justin Woods January 29, 2004

Jehoshaphat

Jehoshaphat is the girl of the party,she twerks on every guy she meets,she’s just a bad bitch ,if you ever need a tittie to cry on call Jehoshaphat,if you ever need some ass to eat call her,she’s just a ugly bitch

Jehoshaphat big girl who loves to eat

by Slimelifeshawty November 21, 2021

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005