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Simply an alternate pronounciation of the Christian Son of Man Jesus Christ, popularized by a misguided Homer Simpson when forcecd to volunteer for foreign missions. Also this can be used by pseudo-Christians to comply with the third commandment.
Homer: But I don't know geebus!
geebus by drunkengoat April 11, 2005
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The God of Gaming, usually used to proclaim an amazing feat accomplished on a game.
Player 1:Oh my Geebus!
Player 2:What?
Player:I just shot a guy in the head which flew through him and hit the guy behind him.

(bad example but ya'll get the gist)
Geebus by Hyena9292 November 10, 2009
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geebus by <^> April 3, 2003
A truthboy collecting knowledge and trying to build perspective.
It seems to take most people until their eighties or nineties to truly achieve the geebus.
geebus by mark merritt April 19, 2006
The black jesus. Geebus Christo. Used to express unimaginable stoopidity of another person.
GEEBUS CHRISTO, Kid... your such an IDIOT!!
geebus by SillyAfroBoi August 26, 2003

Geebus Chrysdal 

A replacement for Jesus christ that you can say around those retard christians who care when you say "his name in vain"
"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Geebus Chrysdal calm down!"

b-geebus 

replace the f word in wtf with this non offensive word
Kyle:Your Fired!

Alex:What the b-geebus!
b-geebus by Huge-ess March 26, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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