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He is very funny and goofy and almost acts sped but he always finds a way to make you laugh and have a smile on your face but he can also be so sassy and moody and will not get over it until he feels bad ab it
Omg jehosua is so funny
jehosua by Pat.f October 16, 2023
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Jehoshua 

a lovely gorgeous sexy guy who has a vibrant personality and just know how to make you laugh. the most amazing guy you know right down to his cute laugh. he awesome, funny, fun to hang out with, always up for a great time, optimistic and great taste in music, art and sitcoms. he loves to joke around, is light hearted and is easily trusted because he cares for people. even if you have difficulty trusting people, Jehoshua is the one person who you would place all your trust in. he is someone who is always there for you so you must always be there for him to. he'll listen and understand you. oh and my does he have a super sexy body, just watching him walk is enough to make you faint.
girl 1: did you just see that sexy boi walk by?
girl 2: *awkward silence*
girl 1: hello... earth to Jacq.... hey what happened?

girl 2 lay fainted on the floor. passed out due to Jehoshua's sexy walk!
Jehoshua by 2gthrpray July 6, 2010
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Jumpin' Jehosafats 

A term used by Nickelodeon's retro-show, "Rugrats" character, Grandpa Lou.

This phrase also could mean: What in tarnation?!?!?!?
Grandpa Lou- Jumpin' Jehosafats! Who stole my teeth?!?!?!?
Jumpin' Jehosafats by HornGod April 8, 2009

jehoshaphat 

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..
I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat
jehoshaphat by richMansOn May 29, 2017

jehosaphat

An odd place near israel. Now it is just shouted out.
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT! What the Geebus was that!?
jehosaphat by awiergan March 8, 2005

Jehoshaphat 

Jehoshaphat is the girl of the party,she twerks on every guy she meets,she’s just a bad bitch ,if you ever need a tittie to cry on call Jehoshaphat,if you ever need some ass to eat call her,she’s just a ugly bitch
Jehoshaphat big girl who loves to eat
Jehoshaphat by Slimelifeshawty November 21, 2021
The hottest, smartest, beautiful boy at earth and octave wonder in da world
Jhosua the prettiest soul I’ve ever meet
Jhosua by 24 forever November 22, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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