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Jeezum 

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A word that expressed your suprise or anger. Much like, "Jesus!" but way cooler.
*touches someones computer*
"NO! JEEZUM!"
Jeezum by Gooben Niggersuck May 6, 2010
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jeezum 

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a good way of avoiding saying jesus in front of religous people or to express alarm or surprise.
jeezum! look at that guy! hes huge!
jeezum by bertos July 30, 2008
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Jeezum 

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The chocolate syrup left at the bottom of your glass.
The jeezum at the bottom of the glass of chocolate milk is the best part.
Jeezum by Smoke Eater 41 December 5, 2020
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jeezum crow

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a way to say "jesus christ" without having to take the lord's name in vain.
"jeezum crow, that was crazy go nuts!"
jeezum crow by izon July 23, 2004
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Jeezum Crowbars

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An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.
It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"
Jeezum Crowbars by momFriday February 23, 2011
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jeezum crow

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a polite way to take the Lord's name in vein popular in rural Vermont.
An example of the use of Jeezum Crow can be seen in the nickname of Vermont's independent senator, James Jeffords. His nickname is "Jeezum Jim," which referenced his propensity to annoy Republicans, a party of which he was nominally a member.
jeezum crow by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005
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jeezum crow

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a special way to say "oh my god"
Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.
jeezum crow by mephisto May 30, 2003
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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